can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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