I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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