He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I smell like Dick and happiness
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