Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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