nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize