So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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