...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
i've created a new STD.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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