I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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