i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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