For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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