Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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