Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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