UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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