So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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