My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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