we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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