i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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