I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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