so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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