We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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