So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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