For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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