new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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