if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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