I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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