Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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