is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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