Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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