She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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