You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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