youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
My bed is full of blood and feathers
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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