Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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