don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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