Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Randomize
