things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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