I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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