that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
