now i know why i became what i already was.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I need water and some morals
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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