I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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