i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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