dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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