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He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
