Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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