I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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