it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just gargled with NyQuil
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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