tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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