Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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