He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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