Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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