But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Boobs are out for the taking
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
