the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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