Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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